August 2010
25 posts
RT @BrianLynch: SCOTT PILGRIM and EXPENDABLES on the same day. I may have to watch 20 minutes of EAT, PRAY, LOVE as a sort of sorbet in …
Just watched Zodiac with my girlfriend. Now she’s trying to convince me we should start serial killing. I’m like uhhh okkkAaayy?!?? Lol
Douchey Couture
13 is blurs best album.
RT @djreadycee: I’m gettin a job at Guitar Center so I can help by stopping the sale of mics to wack MCs.. #whathaveyoudonetosavehiphoptoday
Drinking gasoline and wine.
RT @djreadycee: THIS AIN’T NO BUBBLEGUM KIDDIE RAP RADIO… (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/2NzQ)
$41,372. http://twitpic.com/2cn8tj
Al Sharpton keeps looking worse and worse. But before we get too carried away, let’s get this motha fucka a sandwich!
Terminator 3 is on and guess which Terminator model is giving me a five-er.
My apartment complex is filled with screaming children and child molesters.
Nevermind the kids have stopped screaming.
It’s obviously Teen Week on Jeopardy when this is their final answer…See Pic! http://twitpic.com/2cag4x
I wonder who ‘Clef is gonna get to do a guest spot on the new Haitian National Anthem.
Our waiter tonight delivered an ice cream apology. DM for details!
This new Brandon Flowers shit has got to be a joke, right?
Movie Trailer: Jackass 3D http://is.gd/e5k0Z
Oh shit Runt Smugglers 2 is on. This was y favorite movie as a kid!
Degenerative Crotch Disorder
RT @MartyJames: I need to stop giving out my phone number when I’m drunk!! #uuhhhwho??
Going to see inception finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RT @MartyJames: http://znl.me/PNZ5PO At brunch with this clown. Bout to see Inception! I’m ready to be confused!
Yes I do. “@parakhan: See the ghost? http://twitpic.com/2armg2”
Hot Hot Heat fucking sucks.
RT @alexstability: welcome to good burger - so, like I said, it’s date night! here’s what I made… DA’s had grilled mushrooms and… http …
July 2010
22 posts
Cool Stuff: The Art of Hammer Book http://is.gd/dToa1
I cannot wait to hear Howard Stern’s take on Ellen leaving Idol. Bwahaha
It’s Ugly Mother Fucker night on Jeopardy! See pics! http://twitpic.com/29vnk4 http://twitpic.com/29vnk6 http://twitpic.com/29vnkc
It’s National Lasagna Day. Plz celebrate by watching Lasagna Cat. Cuz lord knows we ain’t ever gonna get a Jim Davis day…
RT @simonsam: Bizarre use of asterix in Radaronline Mel Gibson transcript: “F*ck yeah. Fuck y*ah.”
#wikilinks just published the whole @Topspinmedia Platform lineup for Q4. New Asher Roth packages starting at only $75!!
First month into PlayStation Plus and it’s already more than paid for itself in freebies and discounts. Even my girlfriend approves!
Flirt Reynolds
RT @chumlee_: im sad to say i am into the jerset shore.
RT @parakhan: So…is there going to be a Ghostbusters III or not?
RT @Drudge_Report: Pooping pigeons force Kings of Leon from St. Louis stage… http://drudge.tw/cwpn0x
If you’re into tumblr, follow my girlfriend alexstability. You can stalk us via that website I suppose.
sad that @hollymadison123 will RT mean things from jerks, but not sweet kissy faces from nice guys like me. :-*
RIP Bill Gaydos
Update! He’s not getting nearly enough. Las Vegas police, driver in fatal crash settle for $120,000 http://is.gd/dEBr1
now’s a good time for a new bs2000 album.
Watching World’s Greatest Dad with @alexstability. This movie is fucked up!! So dark so funny but mostly so so dark.
Imagine who you are… Now picture yourself like 10 times better. More than anyone else. More than anyone.
Should I be more concerned that I think that’s a gun in your pocket or that it’s an erect member?
RT @mtn_dew: Chance to win @Xbox Crackdown 2 bundle each day! Follow @mtn_dew & RT to enter. Only US res 18+. Ends 8/2. Rules http://bit …
Homemade Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo. Yumz. Girlfriend rulez. http://twitpic.com/28dzcr
RT @chrisface2000: got tired of looking at an unsolved rubiks cube on my desk. http://twitpic.com/28dr4y
December 2009
6 posts
To all the ladies… :-*
I dunno what you think, but I thought that movie ‘the fountain’ was the shit.
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